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at work the other day and was reading the notes in the calenders coz i was bored..found a funny one from a calender called "Uncle Mic's fishy tales" it read:

I remember this tale from a few years ago. Two mates, Smiley and Whytie, went on the annual fishing trip to Byron Bay, he used to say the air made his mind feel relaxed. Anyway, one night after a good feed and a few bottles of home brew, they both lay down and went to sleep.

"Smiley, wake up and tell me what you see"
Smiley replied, "I see millions upon millions of stars"
"What does that tell you?" Whytie asked

Smiley wondered for a while.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, i observe Venus is in Leo. Horologically, I dedue that the time is roughly a quarter past three. Theologically, i can see that God is all powerful and that we are small insignificant creatures of a greater plan. Meteorologically, I believe that we would have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Whytie was silent for a moment, than spoke.
"Smiley you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent!"

haha.. well i found it amusing. =P