I can marry you.

when you have nothing better else to do on a Friday night.

*researches what it takes to be a marriage celebrant*

lol.

Mandatory Certificate IV in Celebrancy distance course $300 ish for 6months part time,
"Aspiring marriage celebrants are required to pay an application fee of $600. If your application is successful, you will need to pay the annual $240 registration charge" - *link*

AND

on going professional development *link*

lewl such bizarre CPD modules , below are just to name a few_
290003G Getting it right on the day
ICC3315 How do I pronounce that?
ACT069 Introduction to Twitter
ACT062 Pinterest

curious of the course outline for this one
ACT045 Forgiving one another
ACT035 Being of the same mind
ACT010 Interfaith marriages