bummer..on a diet

status sick

went to doctors... never seen this guy before *shrugs*.

the usual..checkup...

"...ahh. i see... a throat virus..."

..checks my stomach..

"woah...there are a lot of grumblings there."
"Yer ..i know.. i don't feel well"

a few moments later..

"what contraceptive device have you been using?"
err.. "nuffin"

"have you been having unprotected intercourse?"
WTF?? WHAT THE?? ERR.. HOW OLD DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU?? ....eWWWWwwww
that was my initial reaction but i kept a poker face and simply said "no"

his conclusion: "..you have a virus...it will pass"

my conclusion: yer.. i figured ..

This is what i'm allowed to eat and ONLY eat.. says..mr. doctor.

Lemonade
Apple Juice
Water

Boiled plain rice
Plain paster with salt of pepper no sauce
Jelly

Plain bread with honey NO margarine or butter

no dairy products.

...just great...what an ugly diet...