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Cinema Shusher

At Shusher Ushers, we believe nothing is more satisfying than a silent cinema! As a Cinema Shusher, you will enjoy:
- Half-price popcorn
- Discounted choc-tops

This position has recently been filled by Timothy Meadows, a 'shusher' from way back. His specialized training led to his success in gaining this role. To learn more about Timothy "Shhh" Meadows, click here.

Does the sound of a ring tone during opening titles make you wince? Do you consider talking during films a criminal offence? Does the rustling sound of a chip packet make your blood boil? Well... read on!

Shusher Ushers is an organisation that improves the quality of the cinema experience by shushing noisy film patrons. We currently seek a number of Cinema Shushers to join our dynamic Shusher Ushers team.

The successful candidate will possess the following:

• A loud and chatter-silencing "Shush"
• Finger-wagging ability
• Highly sensitive ears that can pick up conversations from every row
• High standards of grooming
• Quiet nostrils.

If this 'sounds' like you, join us and help lift the standard of cinema etiquette.

This job ad is a fictitious ad and is part of SEEK's advertising program. To find out more click here.